Clubbing it with Irene at 'Black'

Well everyone, its Friday 18/7/2008 and what do we do in Mumbai on a Friday? yes your right, we go clubbing it, this time we've changed the venue to 'Black' since Chai said Poison closes early and you know us, we like clubbing it till the early hours of the morning. Well this time the Mumbai massive are all dressed to kill, this time we have Sunny joinng us as well as Becky and Irene and boy is Irene in for a treat or is it us???? so lets start straight from the top.

Sorry Lin but its Irene for me any day, you can't beat experience, and by the looks of it Irene is not complaining.

Lin on the other hand is probably happy to see the back of me!!!!! You get the joke? Back of me!!!!!

A bit smoky but you can see some of Manisha's groovy moves

Stone Cold hasn't had much to drink yet, Becky has, she cant stand straight

Heres Irene showing some of the local guys how its done

Is the smoke getting to you Irene

Theres nothing wrong with clubbing it with the boss in Mumbai

Heres me and Lin grooving to Bollywood tunes.

The 3 amigos

Chai posing sensibly for once

Cool hand Irene, showing Lin how to look cool.

Reminds me of that Dexy's Midnight Runners song 'Come on Eileen' well I guess we can change the Lyrics to Irene

Your right Irene, theres no need to express yourself, your shades does all the talking, whereas lin has to use her mouth.

Ryan surrounding himself with 3 women

Nelly getting in on the act

Me and Becky with Nelly taking on Chai's role

Sorry Lin but I think the photographer has cut your scalp off

Jamie getting into the groove

Haven't we seen this pose before? Probably but not with Laura in it

Becky doing a solo act

The Mumbai massive, Is Laura's skin getting darker? A little bit I guess, I think she's turning into a proper Desi girl.

As I'm out here, I'm teaching the girls some UK phrases, in my last blogg, I described the girls as looking dapper, Manisha went to the effort of checking out the definition from a dictionary, for those who don't know, Dapper is defined as 'Neatly dressed, trim and very stylish in dress.

Yes Danny's well recovered from his illness

Bollywood tunes are certainly making a hit and the shades are still doing their rounds.

I think they are trying to help Lin up

Alright alright, everyone have you all noticed Manisha's new hair do, nice ain't it.

Me and Lin jiving

Irene getting her leg up with Stone Cold, no women can refuse him

Chai back in form

Well thats the final picture now, I'm comming back to the UK for a few days to attend a wedding, before I fly back for a few more weeks for more fun and games.

The weekend of 26/7/08 should be the highlight of this trip since its Reward & Recognition, where people from the office will be putting on a performance, so there will be lots of singing & dancing and on Sunday its white water rafting, I'll be taking my camcorder for this.

Irene's walk to Work + Gemma's last day

Its 17/07/08 and I've pursuaded Irene & co to walk to work, even though top managers told Irene not to walk as it was dangerous, I told her to ignore them and so she did, heres the deadly foursome Nelly, Jamie, Irene & Becky walking the talk.

You may recognise this chapatti maker, we get on very well now. Irene has promised to learn how to make chapatti's and she plans to invite me to her house for and Indian dinner, that will be interesting.'

Incidently, I think I'm in trouble with Nishit, he thinks I'm a bad influence, I'm gonna have to avoid him now. No-one here regretted the walk, it was interesting seeing the sites and sounds of everyday life in Mumbai and seeing Irene mobbed by beggers for money & food.

Here we are back at he hotel, Becky and Irene having a shot with possibly the sweetest lady in Mumbai, let me introduce you to Sakina, and yes, theres no pictures of me or me with women in this blog, instead, I've done one thing better, I've got sakina's mobile number, its 98206 ah!!!! I'm not that dumb.

Well all good things come to an end, Gemma its time to go and what a blast you've had, me, Nelly and Laura came down at 2.00am to see her off.

As you can see, Gemma's putting up a brave face, but believe me, she's holding it all in, even her chest

There was no way she was going without a shot with an ex Indian army doorman.

Even Laura could't resist him.

This man has always opended the car door for Gemma.

Well Gemma Jugs, its finaly time to go, and good riddence to, ha ha, only joking, hope you have a good flight and I'll see you Tuesday 22nd.

All being well, my next blog will be in Poison night club with all who can hack it.

Hard Rock cafe round 2

Welcome again to Hard Rock cafe Mumbai for more fun and games, this time we have me, Ryan, Jamie, Danny, Stone Cold, Laura, Chai, Gemma, Nelly and the 3 Scots, Michael, Collin & Mark, the others could not come for various reasons. Well as you can see, the music is rocking and the beers are going down well.

Heres me & Jamie getting ready to enjoy the evening.

Gemma pushing herself in place

Nelly attempting the YMCA, that white patch you see at the bottom is Stone Colds head

Me & Ryan looking serious, I think a smile is due from either of us.

Well go on, I'll play ball, heres me with a few of the Hard Rock cafe staff smiling

Yes they both look wasted

Now you know why Gemmas wasted

But she recovered well for some lasting memories, Nelly, please get out of the way

Thats better, this is the only way to have good memories on your last but one day.

This turned out well. Who's the women?????

Yea I agree, not exactly the best shot of us

Stone Cold looking colder than ever

Unfortunately, Ryan's health went from bad to worse, he did not even came to work next day, come on Ryan, get better and then you can enjoy yourself

Heres the 3 of us looking chirpy

Thats innocent isnt it, but wait till you see the next one.

I understand that certain rumours have been circulating about Nelly in the UK, well I hope this shot puts an end to those rumours, since this is the real story, Nelly loves dollys, quite literally.

Well that the end of the evening now, as this is Gemma's last night out, she got wasted only because she wanted to put out of her memory the fact that she is having to go back home. Heres Chai turning to the other sex.