Party Party Party in Mumbai

Welcome viewers to Rock Bottom night club, theres been a change of plan, JW Marriotts will be frequented by us another day. This shot is to show how wealthy young Mumbaians enjoy a Friday night out (4/7/08) at Rock Bottom.

This time we had the privalage of having Linthoi and Monisha clubbing it with us.

If any of you have any views that Indians were backwards, well I hope this changes your minds.

Nice moves girls go for it!!!!

Say no more

This Danny Millington is a real smoother, I think we are going to have to keep an eye out on him, he seems to be a big flirter.

Allan on the left letting whats left of his hair down.

Danny Danny Danny what are you up to!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not exactly the perfect shot but I think you get the picture.

Danny flirting yet again, no one has any idea who this pretty young girl is, however I think Danny wants to. I'll let you on a secret, on the way home Danny said he wants to move to Mumbai and marry an Indian girl and this is only his first week. Mumbai Rocks!!!!!

Go for it girls!

Chai will we ever get a decent pose from you?

This has been an ambition of mine, to have a photo shot with young Laura but as always, Gemma has to get in the way.

Note I vowed never to call Laura 'Maguire' anymore, we've come to a mutual agreement after she said a very hurtful word to me.

Vaipav & Laura, this is one hell of a pose. Vaibhav may not look it but he is a pure Indian not from UK. You would'nt think that would you?

Give it a week or two and even Laura will become Indian.

Me and Allan, good man Allan is, hopefully he will change that ridiculous shirt or is it mine that needs changing.

Hmmm, again I won't say anything, but I think Rajani might have a few words to say.

Nelly Nelly Nelly what are you doing to Allan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always wanted a photograph with my mate Vaibhav, but that Gemma is not going to let us.

Oh well if you can't beat them join them.

Danny's still on his feet and Gemma's still on form, no change there.

At last me and Nelly, but yes I agree I could do with a smile. Believe it or not at 2.00 am he and Gemma have to catch a plane to Goa, some stamia they have.

Arn't they lovely

Can we move onto the next picture please and be quick about it.

Wow, Linthoi & Monisha looking cracking

And finally to end, me and Chai. Chai's the man who organises all of our outings and night outs, somehow I think he looks a bit too serious, no the booze has not got to him, he's tee total.

Well folks what can I say, hope you enjoyed my suffering!!!!!!!!!!!! see you next time.

Home Economics

All female readers please take note, if you want to know the secret to a mans heart, present laundry like this.

All male readers, please show this blog to your respective partners.

Rajni, this is the standard I am expecting when I come back, that is if I come back.

Hard Rock Cafe

Well here we are again, another night and another nights entertainment, it gets better and better. I've had a few e-mails saying that its torture seeing these shots, well unfortunately, you'll just have to get use to extreme torture, since theres more to come. J W Marriot still awaits me. In the meantime let the torture continue, take a look at these.

Let me introduce you to Diksha on the left and Vijay on the right from payments team.

Left to Right, Chai, Laura & Nikil

The one in the middle is Smitha, she is Jackie Halley's opposite no (Capita readers will understand)

Nelly on the right always likes to be dfferent.

Not bad hey, they make a nice couple

The new arrivals to Mumbai on the left Danny and Allan (in yellow),

Well you know me I wasn't gonna miss out.

Me, Smitha and Nelly having a blast

That Chai gets everywhere, he just won't let us take a decent pose, thats why we had to take the pose again which you saw above and someone had to pull Chai out.

Great gal Smitha is, Mumbai Zindabad!!!!!

Rajni, take note!!!!!!!!

We like to get the most of this since getting Nikil to come out with us is like getting blood out of a stone, good to see him having a good time.

Hows the pain everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlies Angels

Before I was the only Indian in the office with grey hair, I really felt left out. I guess this shot with my amigo Nikil is an improvement.

A special mention to Kevin from the payments team, he has a great singing voice.

Well everyone after this, sliding down the sharp end of a razor blade would seem real bliss.
I'll let you recover now, I need to get ready for JW Marriot and this time its not just us and the Mumbai managers, its the team as well and who knows I may even meet a Bollywood star or two and if I'm really lucky it could even be Rani Mukerjee. Chhaya is your blood boiling!!!!!!!!

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ps As always theres an icing on the cake, the cost of this evening to me & everyone there (food & booze) came to nil, Capita picked up the bill. Capita has my respect!!!!!!!! cheerio everyone until the next time.

Hard Rock cafe Teeshirt - Patsy

One for you Patsy, the tee shirt on the right is what I have bought for you the one on the left is mine. Picture is not clear but it says Hard Rock top right in light red and the red that stands out towards the bottom left say Mumbai., you may just make it out. Its medium and they say it will shrink by 5%. Are you happy with this? Won't upload pictures of our night at Hard Rock cafe just yet because when you see the pictures it willl only upset you, since it was one of the best nights ever, this time Nikil, Chai, Smitha and a few other managers joined us and it was fantastic. Come on try harder and wangle your way over here. If you can't make it over then you can have the tee shirt on me.

How we pass our time in the evenings

Welcome to Firangi Paani (Foreign Water), I won't say much since the pictures will do the talking.

Meet the whole team (no wind up this time)

My last blog was a little bit of a wind up as you may have guessed, so this time, I'll be a bit more sensible and introduce you to the whole team. I couldnt quite get Ryan, Andy & Laura in but we intend at some stage to take a shot with all of us in. (For non Capita readers Ryan Laura and Andy are the other 3 trainers who came to Mumbai with me.) For Capita readers, its always good to have names to faces.


These are the guys in my team from left to right, Nikil, Sunny, Aberjeet and Linthoi. Nikil's the manager of the whole team in the first picture above and the other 3 are the ones I will be training. From this shot you may have spotted that Sunny is the joker of the pack with his fingers above Linthoi's head

This is Laura and Andys team. Starting from left to right, you have the Kriselle, Monisha, Laura Jinny, Rohan and Jeevan. Laura is training Monisha & Kriselle and Andy is training the other 3. Unfortunatelly, we are missing Prakesh who is on Laura's team not sure where he was when we were doing the photo shoot. A special mention to Kriselle as it is her birthday today 02/07/2008 so many happy returns.

This is Ryan and my team, the 2 that Ryan is training is Depak 2nd from left and Seema who is to my left in blue. The rest you know.