Sunday, July 13, 2008

JW Marriot - Enigma club

Welcome everyone to Enigma night club at JW Marriott on Friday 12/7/08. This is the place which is frequented by Bollywood stars, unfortunately, that night, there were no stars to be seen, but when you have a bunch of misfits like me, Ryan, Nelly, Chai, Laura, Gemma, Dipak, Diksha, Allan, Linthoi and Manisha, who needs Bollywood stars to make a night of it. Irene decided not to come and wanted to spend the evening with Nera since it was her last day. Danny had very bad stomach pains so he did not come and Andrew Durham does not like night clubs decided to pass on this one. Well thats the intro out the way with, and without any further a do, lets get the show on the road.





Nelly reaching high places



Nelly with girls, hang on arn't they my girls????????? Only joking, they arn't mine, you enjoy yourself Nell.






Me with girls hoping for a kiss, yes i was pushing the boat out a bit.



Manisha and Lin looking dapper






Chai as ever not missing out on a night out.






Chai with girls, looking cool with what looks like alcohol









me trying to look cool and failing miserably by the looks of things, yes I feel sorry for Manisha, I ruined the picture for her.











Yes your right I don't need shades to look cool.












Dipak and Diksha, they arent an item and they are both single, lets see if we can fix them up by the evening.











but could i spoil the party













not sure what their upto here, lots of fingers going up implying something















me & Gemma getting close
















me and my pal Dipak, by the way, does anyone like my shirt.











Its still an early night and lots more of this to come




















Allan admitted that he enjoyed Enigma more than Rock Bottom, he's face seems to prove that, or is it because hes in the company of girls










Nelly with lots of women, I think I need a wide angle lens











Come on everyone, squeeze in













Could we ever get away with doing this in a UK night club, doubt very much.










Allan getting in with the girls












The beers going down well now











Dipak and Laura rocking the night away to Bollywood tunes back to back










Me and Nelly enjoying the night















Diksha and Nelly enjoying themselves












I'm still working on them two, I think its going to plan











Yes I've lost count as to how many Kingfishers I've had and so has Gemma by the looks of things.













Looks like a bunch of crazy people out there.











Don't know what it is about Mumbai, but it sure can change people, boy is he looking mean.










Up yours too!!!!!!!!!!!!













Although Chai does not drink alcohol, lemonade does crazy things to him.


Boy Manisha is some cracking girl, pity she's married.






This man is no longer Allan Desmond, he's now Stone Cold Steve Austin from WWE, he sure knows how to pose with Gemma.











I think Nelly wants to be a wrestler as well, here he is practicing his strangle hold on Gemma.










I think Chai needs to clean his tongue, I'm only saying that since he spoilt my picture.








It definately needs cleaning now, its been hanging out for some time now, hi Laura, I'm impressed, you seem happy to have a photo next to me, are you drunk or something?












That looks more sensible















Well Dipak, don't look too surprised, express yourself, heres your chance












Mumbai Zindabad!!!!!!!












Great mates these two are















There you go, got there at last, who needs Shadi.com (Indian dating agency)












Gemma's keeping quiet about a secret on Stone Cold













No theres no secrecy here










Here they all are struting their struts to Bollywood music










I think I'm feeling sleepy now, its been a late night, but not for Gemma by the looks of things.











Ah alright you enjoy yourself Dipak, you only live once.










Thats me on Lins lap, making Ryan jealous, and since I've lost weight, I'm not that heavy.











Hmmmm, Lin you certainly have had a good few to drink, nice pose though.

Well we are comming to the end of the evening now, one final picture to round off the night.








No Lin hasn't passed out, but I do wish Chai would take that picture quick, this could sure do my back in.
And no I aint carrying her home, she lives 20 kilometers away.
Cheerio everyone, tune in to Poison night club next week, where there will be more of the same. This time hopefully Danny will be better and Jamie will be joining us. Friday 18/7/08, my last night before I fly back to UK for a few days. Hope you enjyed this.

















































Saturday, July 12, 2008

Stars in the making, me & Nelly

Its the evening of 12/7/2008 and we've come back from Nikils. The hotel are hosting an evening reception for celebreties, obviously the hotel invited 2 intrepid up and comming stars me and Nelly, the TV crewe have not recognised me yet.

Yes Nelly's getting into the act, but wait for it, the TV crewe are paying too much attention to this celebrity.



There you go, she recogognised me, and as I'm so hospitable I obliged her with an interview, where I talked about my role in the up and comming Bollywood film, feel free to comment on what role I should play.


Nelly too was recognised as he will be appearing in the Bollywood version of East Enders. Who's role do you think he will play? Grant Mitchell or Martin Fowler.




Anyone recognise her? She was Miss World 3 / 4 years ago, her name is Yukta Mookhey





Yes she recognised Nelly and insisted on having a photograph with her, Nelly being such an obliging man agreed.








Its Yukta's lucky night, I'm sure she will treasure this photograph till the day she dies.